American n. one who owns stock, drives an SUV, and is innocent (q.v.)
compassionate adj. subscribing to the belief that war is not quite hell
conservative n. a follower of Benito Mussolini; see also liberal
consumer n. a mammal that gives milk
Democrat n. a member of the left wing of the CIA; a compassionate conservative
deregulation n. unprotected sex with a corporation
election n. an antique ritual of the period preceding globalization; no longer practiced or, where practiced, adhered to
empower v. impoverish
expertise n. limited imagination
free enterprise n. see deregulation
individualism n. every man for himself and God against all
innocence n. naivete
liberal n. conservative; one espousing the views of the left wing of the CIA; see also conservative
Libertarian n. a Republican who evades his taxes
nigger n. one who owns no stock
prosperity consciousness n. greed, or the Second Deadly Sin; syn., abundance; "I'm cultivating prosperity consciousness with these affirmations of abundance."
prosperous adj. overweight, fat, obese; "You're looking very prosperous these days!" -- Trent Lott to Newt Gingrich, 1994
reliant adj. abjectly dependent; "We are reliant on computer technology." -- former U.S. Secretary of Defense William Cohen. "I was reliant on heroin and amphetamine for 21 years." -- Ginger Baker, drummer.
Republican n. one who does not believe in the Republic
utilize v. use
virtual reality n. illusion
wealth n. according to Eugene V. Debs, "the savings of many in the hands of the few"